Oh No - not PUPPIES

Well, the circle of life is interesting. Our newest member to the family is a black lab that had been hit by a car.... apparently that isn't all she was hit by... or hit up by....... oh no! She is having puppies, her temperature is 99.9 and below 100 means puppies in 24 hours........... I can hardly believe this craziness, we just figured out the dog was pregnant and now she is about to give birth! Holy Crap! She is a ho-dog! Cassanova would have thought this was disgusting. He would not laugh at having puppies around. I think he had a soft spot for the dog though.............

I'll let you know what we ended up with and how many... who knows she may have got knocked up by a chihuaha! LOL

free

Have you ever sat and thought about life after death? Wow, deep huh? Not really. I don't actually think there is 'life' after death as that would mean your not dead. But, I believe in ghosts. Funny thing about that... we have a cabinet door that opens and closes by itself ALL OF THE TIME. We have ruled out any animals doing it........ well, when Cassy died or right before he died, my daughter said the cabinets would probably be banging good that night... and I'll be a buttered biscuit if the cabinets didn't bang for hours that night... SPOOKY! Not being a scaredy cat, it didn't bother me. So, was that our Cassanova? I don't know what it was, but it is interesting.

Just thought I'd share that with you. Until I blog again... SD Cat!

Us

He walked beside me
Sat with me
Listened to me
He was all things big and small
Apart in my heart we will never be
It will be us together again one day, Cassanova and me.

Forever and always... Cassy's mom

Rainbow Bridge

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.

There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart. Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together.... Author unknown...

Good Bye Friend

Cassanova passed away yesterday, 1/30/08, he was 15. My wonderful cat had lymphoma that had spread to his internal organs, I was with him as he crossed over. My heart is broken for me, my kids and my other pets. Our cat Nosey has gone from the Baby of the family last Jan 07 to the Middle kitty when we got our kitten Flour and now he is the oldest... he was very sad last night and found comfort trying to kick me off my pillow all night. In the near future I will continue to blog for Cassanova and tell the stories of his life... Nosey will be taking over soon....

Thank you for reading and for your thoughts and prayers. SD

My Way

Today is a sad day in our home, Cassanova is in the hospital and it looks as though his laughter may end. Cassanova has a tumor in his stomach and right now the doctors are working on him, however I will not allow him to suffer and will help him cross over to Rainbow Bridge if his pain or level of life is in any way compromised. Please keep him and our family in your prayers, it has only been a year since we lost of beloved Flash and this is very difficult on our family.

Hug your pet today, and when all is better, we will continue on his journey and let you know about his laughing life... not to mention a DOG moved in with us.

Thank you... his beloved S

laugh

Cassanova wanted me to let you know that he has his master plan almost completed..... it is a matter of time... and he is still laughing in the face of all that undermind him!

Cats.... they sure are determined!

Not so much

Christmas Trees and kittens.... a very messy combination.

Another Day

Today is another day in the life of a cat. You may ask yourself 'Self, what do cats do all day' and I'm sure your 'self' will reply... Funny you should ask, but a day for a cat is very busy indeed.

6:30 am - head butt SD's arm, she won't turn off that flippin' alarm
6:36 am - head butt SD's butt, she still won't turn off the alarm
6:40 am - Meow at the top of my lungs
6:42 am - finally, I can stop the pee pee dance, she is opening the door for me to get out of the room
7:00 am - FOOD YIPEE for food....
7:02 am - fight with Nosey for taking up too much room while I try to eat
7:05 am - Disgusted my the lack of manners from those disgusting felines that live with me, I must go clean myself
7:30 am - SD is about to leave, I must run and rub up to her, she loves it when my fur is all around her legs. I know she does because she runs to the mirror and admires it and then takes a brush and brushes it all pretty.
7:33 am - Nap time
11:45 am - Wake up, do one lap of the house to make sure all is well and that the little one isn't hanging in the fire place.
11:55 am - Snack time
12:00 pm - Nap time
3:30 pm - Pee Pee time
3:33 pm - Snack Time
3:45 pm - Nap time
5:30 pm - Mom is home, YIPPEE, I dance around her feet, I rub on her and if I meow many times in a row she will pick me up
5:35 pm - figure out how to rid myself of all this stress, I must make the man leave
5:45 pm - exhausted, I must nap
6:05 pm - Mom, pick me up, Mom hold me, Mom I love you, Mom... Oh Mom... MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM.... here it comes.... blech... a hairball... I tried to warn you.
6:15 pm - Mom I'm hungry, make the boy feed me
6:30 pm - Trip anyone that tries to go down the stairs, I will eliminate them one by one
6:35 pm - Mom pick me up.. MOM MOM MOM
6:45 pm - I need to pee pee
7:00 pm - Mom I need to sit on you.. Mom Mom Mom Please please Mom MOm
7:02 pm - pick fight with Nosey for the principle of it
7:05 pm - stare at birds, let them know I've dream t of them all day, they will be delicious
7:45 pm - after staring at the birds, I need to nap
8:30 pm - look and see if everyone is where they belong, it is time for number 2
8:45 pm - I must bathe myself
9:30 pm - I'm exhausted I must go to bed, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, carry me down the stairs, put me in your bed, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom MOM I'm tired, Mom put me in bed, Mom Mom Mom, please put me in bed.
9:45 pm - I need a snack, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom Mom, make them feed me, Mom Mom Mom, I'm hungry, Mom Mom
10:00 pm - time for bed, Mom Mom Mom
10:30 pm - Mom is in bed now, I need to be petted, that feels so good.
11:00 pm - watch Mom sleep
11:05 pm - pee pee time, Mom wake up, you need to open the door, I need to pee pee... Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom Mom Mom Mom, wake up
11:10 pm - Mom, open the door, I need to get in bed with you, Mom, Mom MOm Mom... I'll put my paw under the door and bang the door, Mom, you need to open the door, Mom Mom Mom, okay I warned you.. bang bang bang
11:15 pm - Put me in the bed, I need to sleep, Mom, pet me
11:30 pm - watch mom sleep
2:00 am - Mom Mom Mom Mom, I need to pee pee again, Open the door
2:05 am - Dad opened the door and I'll go watch him for a while before I go back to bed, I need to patrol the house
3:30 am - time for a nice nap

Meet my Beloved SD Cat

It is shameful of me, but I haven't been blogging as much as I would hope to do. I have decided to turn the typing and story telling over to my beloved S. as in my advancing years I am not as into blogging as I would like to be. My beloved is Ms. SD Cat so please give her a warm welcome if you are still reading my lack of blogging blog. I will still be the editor of the blog but SD will do the work.

Hi everyone! Poor Cassanova is not feeling so perky lately so I am honored to take over his blog. Keep him in your thoughts and prayers. Cassanova is now 15 years old, his latest blood work is good but he does have arthritis and it is getting more and more difficult for him to climb the stairs of jump in bed with me. I carry him up and down the stairs when he isn't being proud and hobbles down himself.

I found Cassanova living in a hole in the wall at an apartment complex when he was about 4 months old, he was so cute and fluffy.... as soon as I coaxed him out with a sausage he has lived with me and has been an indoor cat ever since. Cassanova has had 6 different kitties live with us throughout the years and he has gone through 3 dogs. He is the smartest cat I have ever had. I dread the day when he is no longer with us. I know our time is limited and I will truely have a broken heart when I will no longer be able to have him with me. We lost one of our other cats earlier in the year and it has been very sad and heart breaking for us all. My eyes fill with tears to think this being our first Christmas without our wonderful buddy Flash.

I know Cassanova has a quick wit, but I have the smart mouth.... so stay tuned for our adventures.... we have 2 teenagers that live with us... and life is NUTS at times. I fully understand why we are given our children as cute infants.... because we would have a very small population if they were teens first. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.

I will keep you posted.... until then... Keep laughing in the face of evil!

SD Cat.

Waiting and Laughing

It is only a day befor my beloved S leaves for a week, she will leave me alone, with HIM, it is my duty to protect the others and complete my task. I must be honest with you, they are sucking the living life out of me... but I laugh and laugh at their crude life.

I had to see the doctor, my beloved put me in a box thing called a crate to take me to the evil doctor... she broke my heart, I was not in a laughing mood. That numbskull tried to make me open my mouth.... ha ha ha ha.... I don't open my mouth unless I intend to eat or bite...... he is a DONKEY, I am in perfect health at 15 (almost) so I can continue to eat the new ones food... it is strange to taste at first but it has made my coat so beautiful and full, shiney and bright, I am a sight to be seen... my glory days are not over as I am still the beautiful one...

I got off track talking about my beauty, let's get back to the plan of action. I intend to cough a hairball in his shoes... I will stand and look at it as if I didn't mean to, you know I'm old and all... ha ha ha ha! I will hair him too, hairing as we call it is when we shed our beautiful coat onto a human... oh it is so much fun... especially those that sneeze... they especially make me laugh....

I'll let you know how it goes with the hair ball... for a week I may even produce two! Until we meet again....

Saturday Night and All is calm

FOR A FREAKIN CAT WAR! WE ARE RAGING ON THE MAN TONIGHT! AH SLEEPING PEACEFULLY - he must fall... HA HA HA HA.... it is amazing how strange humans looks when sleeping... mouth dangling open.... I am working on my aim with hairballs! That will be so funny! I will have to laugh.. and quickly be asleep, curled up snuggling with my darling S... she however is working my nerves lately - that new twit that moved in, apparently has nuts, but he will be called Flower... something about a skunk and a deer in a movie... WTFE. One thing the little twit has done for me is make the other smellycat leave me alone and for that I'm grateful. We all agree that the Flower is mental, he will come in handy... I saw him try to trip my beautiful S but if he could only do it to the Man. He always grabs me and says Oh your old and will die soon.... well, I will die one day and then when you are sleeping I will scratch you up... ha ha ha ... that is so funny. Many years I have had my plan in action...

oh my, I must nap - don't worry - I have many stories - plane rides, wheelchairs, old people, little children....

good night....

Call in the Exterminator!

Ahhh, my faithful fans, I am back with all the glory I deserve. I am the King of the lair, the amazing and allmighty I am back! Hold on to your hats my friends as I will tell yo a tale to end all tales. The truth and nothing but the truth, so help me Isis.



The humans are trying to outsmart me and trying to give me a new companion, I have smelled her and her stinky feet. It is total blasphemy to call her a feline of my caliber. As delightful as the humans find her, I find her equally disgusting.



I am putting together a plan to rid myself and Nosey of the weak, little thing.... Flower be her name! My faithful Nosey and I will work on taunting and teasing her, to let her get just close enough for a swat across her clumsy little body. How dare anyone bring in something so vile to my domain.



I laugh in the face of you all! Watch for the coming of me, the felines near and far will hear my cry, they will follow me and we will rule the humans, and we will take over the dogs and have them fed to the Lions as a gesture of love from us smaller lions.



I am cat! HEAR ME ROAR!



ha ha ha ha ha ...... I'm still laughing!

Just a little time

I am wearing him down. I made it into the bedroom last night. My woman allowed me in the bed... I had to laugh in the face of the man, he knew my woman was hugging me and I was in the bed. I sneezed at him, ahhh the laughter that I held inside at the thought of flinging my feline snot on him.... what a sight it was.

I was disgusted by the disrespectful attitude of the girl, she had the nerve to lock me inside a room. I threw up on her bed in retaliation, I hope she discovered it in the dark when sleeping and rolls over into a cold pile of barf. How dare her ever to lock me up again. She tried to pet me, I ran away from her, she had the hair of the other on her hands, how dare her think I will be petted with dirty hands. I laugh in the face of the teenage girl!

My plan is coming together, I think the attack of the feet will happen soon. I must go..... they may catch me on the computer.

I laugh in the face of all man kind!

Attention All Feline Friends

This is an urgent post to all cats. It is almost the night of the dead and we must all be on guard for horrible humans that torture cats. Yes, you read that right, there are sick humans that find it funny to torture cats on Halloween. I especially make my meow at my black cat friends as they are the most targeted of all felines... be aware of your surroundings, stay inside if possible, don't creep out the door when the boogies come to the door for candy... I laugh in the face of the boogies all dressed in little creature costumes....

Pass this note along to all other feline friends....... kittens too.

Blech

Hello... it has been a few days since I've posted. It has been exhausting lately and I've just not had the energy to type all this mess. It is difficult in a cat world to have humans running around in my house. These are the sneezingist most people I have ever been around. Not dainty cute sneezes, blow your eardrums kind of sneeze.

The man, I think he knows I'm using my secret weapon as it makes him sneeze... I laugh at the man when he sneezes. So many times I will just open an eye and look at the culprit of waking my beauty sleep...and then I dream about walking across his chest while he sleeps... gently, oh so gently I will rub my tail right across his nose. Oh how he hates it... I laugh so hard I have to run in the other room so I won't get caught. I've been leaving special surprizes for the man. I know it hates it when I leave a surprize so I think my plan of making in run for the mountains may work. I have a bit of indegestion and I ... how shall I say it.... well.... I don't know any nice way to say this but.... I barf up a hairball.... it is the most grotesque display of barfing but it leave a big poop looking log of hair in very special places. Oh the laugh I get to see one of the humans step in it.. they get especially cold when they have sat out over night and the humans are waking up and walking into the other room and wham bam... foot right in the barf ball... oh I laugh... and laugh... and laugh

OMG I can't quit laughing.... Oh... that is funny... I have to go... I may dribble from all of this laughing...

Later!

The visit....

Word was out, the grandparents were coming town... they are cat-nazi's.. I learned this a long time ago, back in 1998, before Flash or Nosey, I came to this place and had to stay with the 'grandparents'. They complained about my fur and how 'sneaky' I am... the man placed me in a holding cell... the people litter box.. he came in the room and announced he was dropping something off in the ocean and I thought I was going to hurl from the stentch from the old man's butt... not to mention I viewed his.. OMG I saw his.... oh you know... his 'thingy'...... the tried to pet me on the head, I couldn't help myself.... my reaction was show him my fangs and give a warning hiss.... he chose to ignore and I chose the next action would be my final word... I bite the crap out of him... Oh I laugh at the face of the old man and his scream... like a little girl he screamed... I laugh in the face of a retired sherriff person .... he learned his lesson.. and I earned respect... we chose not to share the same room and I no longer have to endure his litter box follies.

I spoke with Flash and Nosey to let them know I would be running the scenes from behind the scenes. Nosey did his job very well... he ran up and untied grandpa's shoes... and then he began the assault on his head, it is his duty to rid the man of the rest of his hair and lick it all off. The assault on the grandma made me laugh... I laugh in the face of the wanting to be a tough old bird.... she threatened a kick to nosey... I laugh at the thought of her trying to get her slow moving feeble little feet up fast enough... Nosey is trained to trip and his catlick stealth movements would have thrown poor grandma to the floor yelling uncle.

The cat hair assault was wonderful, Nosey and Flash rubbed as much on them as possible.... ahhh to make humans sneeze! I laugh at grandparents sneezing.... HA!

As soon as they left, I came out of hiding and we debriefed in the other room.. .all is well and I didn't have to laugh in their face.

Good night... I'm sleepy.

With my love
C

Conspiracy Theory Tuesday 9/12

It has been a fabulous sun bathing day. I've been sitting in my favorite sun spot for most of the day, relaxing and thinking. I do have to tell someone how naughty I was today, I have laughed about it several times today just thinking of how funny I am.

My day starts very early with those crazy birds making such a racket, flapping and singing out of tune. The boy 'H' wakes up before everyone, I watch him closely as I think he is a spy for Flash... anyway the boy was awake, S was in the kitchen making her morning coffee... oh dear how I love the smell of breakfast.... so it was maybe an hour or so after everyone left for school and work... The man 'M' stays here, he stays in the bed and I listen for activity under the door. Nosey had snuck into my sun spot... how dare him, he dare bask in my sunshine that is all for me and only me... me... me... me! I don't want the little twit to know that he has ticked me off... I turn around with my tail in the air as though I had just walked into the room for no reason.. but I did indeed have a reason.. to sleep in the sun. I went and sat on one of the chairs and I watched him, he rolled around in the sun like some retarded sun bather and I watched. Oh and his little eyes were closing as the glare of the sun was too bright for him.. I waited until the time was right... just right.. just a little more time and he would be fast asleep and I would make my move... at the moment I knew he was in dreamland I made the most amazing leap from chair to cat with my catlike reflexes... I pounced.. he didn't know what hit him.... he ran off sideways with his tail all puffed out... I laugh in the face of a cat in my sun spot.

What a fantastic day it has turned out to be... oh dear.... I must clean myself...

C

My Conspiracy Theory 9/11/06

Today is not such a good day, my food bowl is empty and I'm not laughing. I fell asleep while cleaning my tail today, I couldn't have been sleeping for long when I woke up to the birds flapping around like idiots... I decided that since I was awake I might have a bite to eat... I walked into my private dining room and to my dismay my food bowl was empty. Both Nosey and Flash were missing and I know that one of them decided to eat my food. I laugh in the face of a cat that believes he can eat my food and get away with it. I am so mad I just want to scratch their eyes out. Why did they do this to me? Why would they eat all of my food. The TWITS! I have come up with a plan of attack for later, my plan is pure genious... I laugh to myself at how smart I am... I can not share my attack just in case one of the twits find my blog. I assure you I will let you know how it all turned out later. We will all laugh in the face of the twits!

I'm going to go headbutt S until she feeds me another can of kibble.

Until our paths cross again.. your darling C.

My Conspiracy Theory - Notascaredcat 2

I told you about my humans last night, today I will tell you about the others that live with me.

Flash: After several years of being the only feline in the house my humans believe they had a great idea to get another cat.... they did not consult me on this issue, if they had done so I would not have allowed it to happen but in a way I am glad they did. The first time I met Flash I was 6 human years and he was 8 weeks. My woman brought this crazy little animal into the room and insisted I sniff him. We had tried this before with another kitten and after I would have nothing to do with the kitten my human took the kitten away, I would try this again. Flash thought I was the enemy and started jumping up and down, his back all arched and his little teeth showing. I laugh in the face of a kitten. I am alpha male, I am number one and all must worship me. Flash soon realized that I was the boss and he submitted to me, or did he. After many years, we have grown quiet fond of each other, we have a respect and don't get in one anothers business. Flash has a metabolism problem, he is 'big boned' and I've heard my woman say he is 27 lbs. My friend isn't as fast as he once was but we are brothers of the soul . He is the best 'hunter' in the house and he protects us from all things that fly and crawl, he is my number one security force. I laugh in the face of any creature that tries to pass Flash.....

Nosey: The maniac, this little twit came along about 5 years ago. Flash and I were in complete disgust the first time this bundle of fur showed up. My human wouldn't put him down and held him in her lap, my plan of attack would be slow but thorough. We all soon found out that this little bundle of fur was very sick and it looked as if he wouldn't be any type of issue for us, his pesky little germs invaded Flash and myself and soon we were all sick. My woman is like an angel, she held us all and gave us horrible pills that I was convinced some type of military tracking device but we did start feeling better. Flash never forgave the new kitten for the illness and to this day Flash and Nosey still have a disdain for eachother. We have found Nosey is a great decoy and we send him in whenever someone comes into the house to check out the situation. Nosey has a personality of a small child and it is hard to resist his charm, Flash is the only one that can resist him.


Skit: The man brought home a bird about 3 1/2 years ago. Birds don't sleep as much as cats do and believe the noise they are making is pleasing to the ears no matter the time of day or night. My woman tried locking us cats away so she could spend time with the bird. I am disgusted by her unfaithfulness and I will trick her into thinking the bird doesn't bother me. Lucky for the bird that he lives behind bars. I don't know what he did to earn life behind bars but it is his only saving grace, as I laugh in the face of a bird. I dream about how he would taste, this is one of my favorite dreams.

LeStat: Isn't that the name of a vampire? This is another bird that the man brought home. He is trying to make my human love him more then me, he is mistaken as this new birds hates my woman. I laugh in the face of the bird not liking my woman. He bites her ruthlessly and for this he will be the first one I eat once I break into his prison cell. No one is allowed to hurt my woman, I plan his demise daily and it will be a wonderful day when he is gone. His singing annoys me but it keeps my mind fresh as to my hatred of him.

These are the other animals that live with me. I have ridded us of 3 dogs and 2 other cats and one rabbit... I liked the fish... they made me laugh.

Alpha Male = Cassanova
Security Force = Flash
Decoy = Nosey

I must nap now, I am exhausted, I've been up for about an hour and must rest my eyes.

C