Saturday Night and All is calm

FOR A FREAKIN CAT WAR! WE ARE RAGING ON THE MAN TONIGHT! AH SLEEPING PEACEFULLY - he must fall... HA HA HA HA.... it is amazing how strange humans looks when sleeping... mouth dangling open.... I am working on my aim with hairballs! That will be so funny! I will have to laugh.. and quickly be asleep, curled up snuggling with my darling S... she however is working my nerves lately - that new twit that moved in, apparently has nuts, but he will be called Flower... something about a skunk and a deer in a movie... WTFE. One thing the little twit has done for me is make the other smellycat leave me alone and for that I'm grateful. We all agree that the Flower is mental, he will come in handy... I saw him try to trip my beautiful S but if he could only do it to the Man. He always grabs me and says Oh your old and will die soon.... well, I will die one day and then when you are sleeping I will scratch you up... ha ha ha ... that is so funny. Many years I have had my plan in action...

oh my, I must nap - don't worry - I have many stories - plane rides, wheelchairs, old people, little children....

good night....