Tuesday, December 11, 2007


Cassanova wanted me to let you know that he has his master plan almost completed..... it is a matter of time... and he is still laughing in the face of all that undermind him!

Cats.... they sure are determined!

Monday, December 10, 2007

Not so much

Christmas Trees and kittens.... a very messy combination.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Another Day

Today is another day in the life of a cat. You may ask yourself 'Self, what do cats do all day' and I'm sure your 'self' will reply... Funny you should ask, but a day for a cat is very busy indeed.

6:30 am - head butt SD's arm, she won't turn off that flippin' alarm
6:36 am - head butt SD's butt, she still won't turn off the alarm
6:40 am - Meow at the top of my lungs
6:42 am - finally, I can stop the pee pee dance, she is opening the door for me to get out of the room
7:00 am - FOOD YIPEE for food....
7:02 am - fight with Nosey for taking up too much room while I try to eat
7:05 am - Disgusted my the lack of manners from those disgusting felines that live with me, I must go clean myself
7:30 am - SD is about to leave, I must run and rub up to her, she loves it when my fur is all around her legs. I know she does because she runs to the mirror and admires it and then takes a brush and brushes it all pretty.
7:33 am - Nap time
11:45 am - Wake up, do one lap of the house to make sure all is well and that the little one isn't hanging in the fire place.
11:55 am - Snack time
12:00 pm - Nap time
3:30 pm - Pee Pee time
3:33 pm - Snack Time
3:45 pm - Nap time
5:30 pm - Mom is home, YIPPEE, I dance around her feet, I rub on her and if I meow many times in a row she will pick me up
5:35 pm - figure out how to rid myself of all this stress, I must make the man leave
5:45 pm - exhausted, I must nap
6:05 pm - Mom, pick me up, Mom hold me, Mom I love you, Mom... Oh Mom... MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM.... here it comes.... blech... a hairball... I tried to warn you.
6:15 pm - Mom I'm hungry, make the boy feed me
6:30 pm - Trip anyone that tries to go down the stairs, I will eliminate them one by one
6:35 pm - Mom pick me up.. MOM MOM MOM
6:45 pm - I need to pee pee
7:00 pm - Mom I need to sit on you.. Mom Mom Mom Please please Mom MOm
7:02 pm - pick fight with Nosey for the principle of it
7:05 pm - stare at birds, let them know I've dream t of them all day, they will be delicious
7:45 pm - after staring at the birds, I need to nap
8:30 pm - look and see if everyone is where they belong, it is time for number 2
8:45 pm - I must bathe myself
9:30 pm - I'm exhausted I must go to bed, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, carry me down the stairs, put me in your bed, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom MOM I'm tired, Mom put me in bed, Mom Mom Mom, please put me in bed.
9:45 pm - I need a snack, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom Mom, make them feed me, Mom Mom Mom, I'm hungry, Mom Mom
10:00 pm - time for bed, Mom Mom Mom
10:30 pm - Mom is in bed now, I need to be petted, that feels so good.
11:00 pm - watch Mom sleep
11:05 pm - pee pee time, Mom wake up, you need to open the door, I need to pee pee... Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom Mom Mom Mom, wake up
11:10 pm - Mom, open the door, I need to get in bed with you, Mom, Mom MOm Mom... I'll put my paw under the door and bang the door, Mom, you need to open the door, Mom Mom Mom, okay I warned you.. bang bang bang
11:15 pm - Put me in the bed, I need to sleep, Mom, pet me
11:30 pm - watch mom sleep
2:00 am - Mom Mom Mom Mom, I need to pee pee again, Open the door
2:05 am - Dad opened the door and I'll go watch him for a while before I go back to bed, I need to patrol the house
3:30 am - time for a nice nap

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Meet my Beloved SD Cat

It is shameful of me, but I haven't been blogging as much as I would hope to do. I have decided to turn the typing and story telling over to my beloved S. as in my advancing years I am not as into blogging as I would like to be. My beloved is Ms. SD Cat so please give her a warm welcome if you are still reading my lack of blogging blog. I will still be the editor of the blog but SD will do the work.

Hi everyone! Poor Cassanova is not feeling so perky lately so I am honored to take over his blog. Keep him in your thoughts and prayers. Cassanova is now 15 years old, his latest blood work is good but he does have arthritis and it is getting more and more difficult for him to climb the stairs of jump in bed with me. I carry him up and down the stairs when he isn't being proud and hobbles down himself.

I found Cassanova living in a hole in the wall at an apartment complex when he was about 4 months old, he was so cute and fluffy.... as soon as I coaxed him out with a sausage he has lived with me and has been an indoor cat ever since. Cassanova has had 6 different kitties live with us throughout the years and he has gone through 3 dogs. He is the smartest cat I have ever had. I dread the day when he is no longer with us. I know our time is limited and I will truely have a broken heart when I will no longer be able to have him with me. We lost one of our other cats earlier in the year and it has been very sad and heart breaking for us all. My eyes fill with tears to think this being our first Christmas without our wonderful buddy Flash.

I know Cassanova has a quick wit, but I have the smart mouth.... so stay tuned for our adventures.... we have 2 teenagers that live with us... and life is NUTS at times. I fully understand why we are given our children as cute infants.... because we would have a very small population if they were teens first. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.

I will keep you posted.... until then... Keep laughing in the face of evil!

SD Cat.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Waiting and Laughing

It is only a day befor my beloved S leaves for a week, she will leave me alone, with HIM, it is my duty to protect the others and complete my task. I must be honest with you, they are sucking the living life out of me... but I laugh and laugh at their crude life.

I had to see the doctor, my beloved put me in a box thing called a crate to take me to the evil doctor... she broke my heart, I was not in a laughing mood. That numbskull tried to make me open my mouth.... ha ha ha ha.... I don't open my mouth unless I intend to eat or bite...... he is a DONKEY, I am in perfect health at 15 (almost) so I can continue to eat the new ones food... it is strange to taste at first but it has made my coat so beautiful and full, shiney and bright, I am a sight to be seen... my glory days are not over as I am still the beautiful one...

I got off track talking about my beauty, let's get back to the plan of action. I intend to cough a hairball in his shoes... I will stand and look at it as if I didn't mean to, you know I'm old and all... ha ha ha ha! I will hair him too, hairing as we call it is when we shed our beautiful coat onto a human... oh it is so much fun... especially those that sneeze... they especially make me laugh....

I'll let you know how it goes with the hair ball... for a week I may even produce two! Until we meet again....

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Saturday Night and All is calm

FOR A FREAKIN CAT WAR! WE ARE RAGING ON THE MAN TONIGHT! AH SLEEPING PEACEFULLY - he must fall... HA HA HA HA.... it is amazing how strange humans looks when sleeping... mouth dangling open.... I am working on my aim with hairballs! That will be so funny! I will have to laugh.. and quickly be asleep, curled up snuggling with my darling S... she however is working my nerves lately - that new twit that moved in, apparently has nuts, but he will be called Flower... something about a skunk and a deer in a movie... WTFE. One thing the little twit has done for me is make the other smellycat leave me alone and for that I'm grateful. We all agree that the Flower is mental, he will come in handy... I saw him try to trip my beautiful S but if he could only do it to the Man. He always grabs me and says Oh your old and will die soon.... well, I will die one day and then when you are sleeping I will scratch you up... ha ha ha ... that is so funny. Many years I have had my plan in action...

oh my, I must nap - don't worry - I have many stories - plane rides, wheelchairs, old people, little children....

good night....

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Call in the Exterminator!

Ahhh, my faithful fans, I am back with all the glory I deserve. I am the King of the lair, the amazing and allmighty I am back! Hold on to your hats my friends as I will tell yo a tale to end all tales. The truth and nothing but the truth, so help me Isis.

The humans are trying to outsmart me and trying to give me a new companion, I have smelled her and her stinky feet. It is total blasphemy to call her a feline of my caliber. As delightful as the humans find her, I find her equally disgusting.

I am putting together a plan to rid myself and Nosey of the weak, little thing.... Flower be her name! My faithful Nosey and I will work on taunting and teasing her, to let her get just close enough for a swat across her clumsy little body. How dare anyone bring in something so vile to my domain.

I laugh in the face of you all! Watch for the coming of me, the felines near and far will hear my cry, they will follow me and we will rule the humans, and we will take over the dogs and have them fed to the Lions as a gesture of love from us smaller lions.

I am cat! HEAR ME ROAR!

ha ha ha ha ha ...... I'm still laughing!